*****DUSTER+THE+BACONATOR*****(Lanier+A.+Freeman)

Duster the Baconator Lanier A. Freeman Duster was greatly puzzled. The 7 citizens of Earth were tired of strawberries. They were tired of potatoes. They were tired of boring, tasteless fruits, vegetables, grains, and other crops. They did not want chicken eggs, lamb chop, or burgers. They craved bacon, but the only place known to have pigs for bacon was across Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas, which was 1700 miles away from North Dakota, where the citizens of Earth had settled in. Duster decided to go ~50 miles south to the Missouri and take the Mississippi River to northwestern Arkansas to find some hogs wilder than a drunk Mexican. Duster’s journey is hard and has some interesting, funny, and appalling mishaps. Dustin eats little children, so stay away from him and by late December, I should have my second series of funny stories out for you to see what happened to Duster the Baconator. Always remember, stay away, he will EAT YOU! ** P.S.  ** my first series will be out Monday, November 1, so see me to buy a copy for $1.50. It has five funny and unique stories written by me recently, so thank you!